Channel 5 [UK] — телепрограмма на неделю

Телепрограмма Channel 5 на 31 июля

1. 00:00

   Cruise TV with LoveitBookit

   Your one-stop-shop for all things cruise; bringing you the hottest destinations, ground-breaking ships and the latest deals to ensure your next cruise holiday is your greatest one.

2. 01:00

   Shoplifters

   London's West End is a paradise for shoppers, but not everyone wants to pay. Undercover detectives and guards protect stores from thieves including a woman up to no good at Halloween.

3. 01:50

   Malta

   A mysterious neolithic site, turtles, and the Grand Prix feature in this episode, which also includes a candle festival and a trip to Malta's beautiful little sister island Gozo.

4. 02:45

   Friends

   Monica becomes lost for words when toasting her parents at their 35th wedding anniversary party. Phoebe shows off her latest boyfriend Parker.

5. 03:10

   Friends

   Though Joey is thrilled when his name is used in a Soap Opera Digest crossword puzzle, he is reluctant to let the magazine interview him.

6. 03:35

   **Visually Signed**The Highland Vet

   Shondie and David work a busy night shift, and collie dog Lassie receives course of acupuncture.

7. 04:25

   Entertainment News on 5

   A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment.

8. 04:35

   **Visually Signed** Milo

   Milo and his pals are happy to step in to teach Miss Stern's evening-class students science, music and art, but sadly, not everyone responds to their teaching methods.

9. 04:45

   **Visually Signed** The Adventures of Paddington

   Mr Gruber gives Paddington a Chinese fingertrap and Paddington gets stuck to Mr Curry while auditioning for a play.

10. 05:00

    Peppa Pig

    Peppa hands Penny and Pedro the wrong glasses by mistake and they can't see very well. Madame Gazelle then tells them the importance of lenses and how they're in all sorts of things.

11. 05:05

    Peppa Pig

    It's a snowy day and Peppa's family build an igloo for their snowman. They hide in it during a snowstorm, but Penny Polar Bear and her parents love snowstorms - and also Peppa's igloo.

12. 05:10

    Tweedy & Fluff

    Tweedy is excited to find a toy car in the hall but discovers that Fluff needs time to trust new things, especially if they move.

13. 05:15

    Odo

    Odo tries to help his dad assemble a flat-pack table.

14. 05:20

    Thomas and Friends

    Animation. After the bigger engines tease Edward for being old and unreliable, he has to come to the rescue when Gordon gets stuck on a hill.

15. 05:35

    Fireman Sam

    Moose takes a group of kids into the mountains and sets about building a giant bear out of sticks and twigs. However, he sets the tent on fire.

16. 05:45

    Peppa Pig

    Peppa and her friends are at playgroup when everyone finds out that Mr Bull and Mrs Cow are going to get married the next day.

17. 05:50

    Pip and Posy

    Pip and Posy blow bubbles to find out whose can last the longest. Pip gets upset when he keeps losing - and bursts Posy's bubble.

18. 05:55

    PAW Patrol

    The Mighty Pups must stop Sweetie from using her new powers to take over Adventure Bay.

19. 06:10

    Move It Milkshakers!

    Yoga.

20. 06:20

    Rubble & Crew

    As the pups work on building a surprise playroom for Miles and Lily, a squirrelly visitor causes construction complications.

21. 06:35

    Peppa Pig

    The carnival comes to town, and it's a chance to see all sorts of exciting things.

22. 06:40

    Peppa Pig

    Peppa and her friends are learning how to ski. Their teacher is a former world champion, but it's Mummy Pig who impresses.

23. 06:45

    Tim Rex in Space

    When Grandma gives Tim a hat she made herself, Tim is super excited, but unfortunately it keeps getting in the way.

24. 07:00

    Stan & Gran

    Grumblestunk's rosebush has more holes in its leaves than a lobster pot. Stan and Gran spot an unidentified flying green object and investigate.

25. 07:15

    PAW Patrol

    There's a new Meditation Dome in Adventure Bay, and Priya is teaching her very first class.

26. 07:25

    The Adventures of Paddington

    Will the strange radio messages Jonathan is receiving mean visitors are arriving from another world? Paddington forms a greeting committee.

27. 07:40

    Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom

    Barnaby Elf's uncle Redbeard comes to visit the Little Kingdom, but he has lost his pirate treasure.

28. 07:50

    Kangaroo Beach

    A submarine overnight stay turns into an adventure when they encounter Charlene sleep-swimming.

29. 08:00

    Peppa Pig

    Peppa and George go ice skating, but they have never been before and Peppa keeps falling over.

30. 08:05

    Tim Rex In Space

    David goes step by step and makes his very own Spinny Star Yo Yo from Tim Rex in Space.

31. 08:15

    Jeremy Vine

    Start the day with a dose of hard-hitting debate, your phone calls and a little fun - all driven by Jeremy's unique style.

32. 10:30

    Storm & Alexis

    Two of 5's much-loved faces team up to focus on the issues that matter most to viewers - with your opinions front and centre.

33. 11:45

    5 News at Lunchtime

    National and international news.

34. 11:50

    Matt Allwright

    Matt looks at the big news stories developing during the day and offers help and advice to save you money and make your lives a little easier.

35. 13:20

    Conceived in Lies

    Every clue matters. Follow the trail, uncover the truth. Afternoon mysteries on 5. A mother uncovers a labyrinth of deceit around the fertility clinic where her son was conceived.

36. 15:00

    Castle

    Castle and Beckett investigate when a doctor is shot dead by a man in a Santa Claus outfit.

37. 15:55

    Love Nature

    Short films focussing on the people, places and projects protecting and restoring nature in regions of the UK, here with a look at how the oyster makes the natural world better.

38. 16:00

    5 News with Dan Walker

    Join Dan Walker and the team for the news that matters to you.

39. 17:00

    Malta

    Skilful boat pilots navigate the challenging Grand Harbour: an operation with great risk. We visit the English pub dedicated to the British Navy and one of Malta's most luxurious hotels.

40. 18:00

    Holiday Scams

    Alexis Conran and his team take on the scammers who hit our wallets and our best-laid plans when we travel, whether it's here in the UK or on the far side of the world.

41. 19:00

    Michael Palin in Venezuela

    On the final leg, Michael visits Zulia state, on the UK Foreign Office no visit list; tries to avoid thousands of toxic moths; and attends a government-sponsored carnival parade.

42. 20:00

    Britain's Killer Wave of 1607

    In 1607 a wave, so deadly and silent, swept through the Bristol Channel area of the UK. But was the freak weather phenomenon a storm surge or in fact a tsunami.

43. 21:00

    Commonwealth Games 2026

    Highlights from day eight of the 2026 Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, with gold medals awarded in Judo, Athletics and Para Athletics, and Track Cycling and Para Track Cycling.

44. 22:05

    Piers Morgan

    The bold, opinion-led news and debate show hosted by Piers Morgan. Piers blends journalism, debates and cultural commentary that's unapologetically direct.